Boobs, or Mammary Glands on Parade

I caught a glimse of Beyonce this evening accepting a Grammy award. One of 6 or 7, I heard. And she had a glittery gown with big shoulders, short skirt, and plunging neckline. Last week were the Oscars. I saw pictures of some of the female stars with their gowns, and all that bulging flesh. I saw a picture of Jennifer Lopez in today's LA Times' style section wearing a gown that plunged below her navel. Wow. I have a proposal. If women are going to advertise their sexuality then men should be required to as well. I suggest tights, such as what male ballet dancers wear. They would be allowed to pump up their penises by any means available, such as push up supports, or cosmetic surgery. But women should be allowed to judge their equipment, real or fake, as easily as men can judge women's, real or fake.